The Dentist March 08, 2006 01:41:27 AM
Had a dentist apointment today, and I cant believe I forgot how much I hated that place. It's not that its a scary place or anthing, its more of a matter of logistics. It started right after I finnished my x-ray. The pre-dentist says to me, ''Yeah, sorry these things are real uncomfortable'', as she takes the bite-down things out of my mouth, to which I respond, ''Its not theses things i'm worried about, its the sudden blast of gamma radiation directly to my skull that kind of bothers me''. She then defends, ''well you get just as much radiation standing out in the bright sun'', to which I conjecture, ''you also dont wear a lead shield and leave the room when you stand in the sun''. She didnt say much of anything after that.
I also noticed, the person who gets the most money, does the least, by far, amount of work on my teeth. My teeth are checked, scraped, cleaned, brushed, flossed, and x-rayed, by that pre-dentist nurse lady. After she was finally done a half an hour later, I just sat there for about another 30 min, waiting for the actual dentist to arrive and verify the nurse's work. Well sure enough, when he finally arrived, he stuck the 2 metal instruments in my mouth, and litterally 15 sec later he says, ''allright, aaallll done!''. Man he didnt do anything!
Oh yeah, I should also mention how going to the dentist's is always like taking a huge dose of some kind of depresents. The first thing they say to you, as soon as they stick that first litle mirror in your mouth, is something negative. They do such a good job making you feel bad. ''So when is the last time you flawsed youg man?'', ''How did you get plaque in that spot?'' It doesnt matter how good you've been, they have to out do you. ''How often do you brush'', ''Three times a day ma'am'', ''Thats not good enough, You should do it 4!'' ...awefull just awefull...
Ate at LBC for supper again today, I mean come on, I couldn't pass up the half priced quesidillas now could I?
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COMMENT: LOL..you can't mess with a science student, especially not with the student of all sciences =P