Free Caffeine June 02, 2005 08:49:48 PM
Apparently this month is safety month at work. Their making everyone go to these litttle educational classes and safty meetings and we have to wear this little green ribbon to remind us to be safe. Well all the saftey stuff aside, they’re rewarding our “safe” behavior with free stuff. For example today we all got cookies and milk, friday it’s muffins, ect. Well I just discovered from the other intern that as part of this program the coffee/capacino machine is free this month! Like you just go up to it and punch in the number for what ever you want. Apparently their not announcing this though. I guess they don’t want any one taking advantage of it too much. It’s too bad for them then that I found out. You see, I don’t exactly get much sleep at night, damn insomnia, and since I don’t always have something to occupy me in my cubical, I can get really drowsy. It’s so messed up, its like my damn body only lets me sleep when I’m not supposed to; i.e. work, lectures, reading time. Any ways, remember that tax refund episode of Futurama? The one where everyone was refunded $300 and Fry decided to spend his on 100 cups of coffee? Thats right, im gonna do that. I mean seriously, there can’t be that many negative implications. Maybe just the basic case of stomach erosion, or inability to concentrate, or heart attack. Nothing toooo major......or....errrm....well allright, so maybe 100 might be pushing it a bit, but at least 10! I’m already up to 3 and still not feeling the effects, better keep going...
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