First - Dan Krill's BLOG on BinaryBedlam

First Campus Conviction
Jan 28, 2004 08:49:48 PM

     People think i never get introuble, that im just a goody goody, well ha! I've already recieved a JR (judicial referral). I had to go to a stupid little hearing and everything. I ended up finding out about the whole thing when i recieved an email just 2 days after my return from xmas break saying that i missed my JR hearing and im supposed to call to reschedule. I was like ''what the freak is this?'' I went over to the mail room in the other building and sure enough, in my box, there was a JR letter.
        So what did i do? well lets start off by defining some referrable offences. Some people get JRs for sexual molestation or harrasment, some get them for drug use or posession, destruction of university property, public drunkeness, and yes, even public urination. Mine had to have been the worst of them all though. You could even say im a real rabble rouser. A real menace to society. I recieved my JR for a piece of tape on my dorm room's fire alarm. ''hmm, im board, ummm lets see here, ah this looks punnishable, yup, better write this one up rightaway. yeah, im not going to tell him to take it down, ha ha ha, wait, hes never been in trouble before, should i issue his warning first? naaaa, ill give him a university recorded judical referral. that would be much more entertaining!''
        Luckily everything worked out. The hearing was simply a one on one session with a grad student. I explained how the tape was over the sound emmiting part of the alarm and not the sensor part. That its sole purpose was to dampen the ungodly loud ear piercing sound it produces at least 3 times a week. She was so awesome, after i gave my confession, she turned off the tape recorder and was like, ''yeah, i totally understand, i was in the dorms too. You know, you can just keep it up there, just remember to take it down for inspections. Im just going to give you a formal warning, this isnt anything you should loose any sleep over.'' So it all turned out ok.

Notification & Offenses

Referral Form

Evidence

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