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Overview
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Because there is so much corruption in the world, people are forced to suffer the injustices placed on them by the conglomerate capitalist monsters. Alone, no man has ever been able to stop these economic power-houses. Their convoluted and twisted morality has given them so much power that most have fallen to the status of slaves under their tyranny. |
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Description
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Something must be done to level the playing field before BigBrother has us all forever trapped in it's dystopic stranglehold, and one group dares to accept this challenge, The Soda Ninjas! |
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Methodology
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With their highly organized tactics and stealth, they move into the economic-perpetrator's establishment, ascertain what is rightfully the people's, and exit without so much as a single disruption; thus evening the balance between corporate profits and consumer injustice. |
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Reasoning
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Because fountain soda boasts the highest markup value by far (next to popcorn), being forced to pay for it more than once in a lifetime should be considered a crime. The Soda Ninjas, with their speed and cunning, stop this crime! They gather this soda and bring it to the masses to enjoy, tyranny free! |
Some rare IMAGES of these elusive men were attained by an anonymous source and donated to my site.
That same anonymous source was even able to somehow capture rare VIDEO footage of these men at work.