Close Encounter of the "OMG KILL IT" kind: Centipede - Dan Krill's BLOG on BinaryBedlam

Close Encounter of the ''OMG KILL IT'' kind: Centipede
April 28, 2005 08:49:48 PM

        If you were in this dorm room last night you would have had the oportunity to hear 2 grown men scream like little school girls.
        It was about 2Am and I was already in bed. Brian turns the lights on and says something along the lines of, ''mannn, i just saw something craw accross the ceiling.'' and i was like, oh no, not one of those hidious centipedes! He then confirmed my fear.
        I said with out hesitation, ''well kill it with something!'' he tears a large flap off an old pizza box, gets on a chair, and starts poking around the edges of the light fixture on the cieling where he saw it run. He misses! It crawls out from behind the light fixture toward me (whos head is only one inch from the ceiling cause im in my loft) at like mach 3! I'm freaking out, GIVE ME THE PAPER! GIVE ME THE PAPER! HERE TAKE IT! TAKE IT! he throws it at me, and I lunge my arm forward, mashing and crunching its , no shit, 4 inch body all over the cardboard and ceiling.
        Last time I had an encounter like this I thought I had seen the largest centipede ever created by the hands of god. Well as it turns out I was wrong again. The centipede racing toward my face like a cruise missle last night now holds the record for the largest I've ever seen. To say the least I couldn't sleep very well after that.

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